For this year’s holiday, I decided I wanted some adventure. I wanted to see animals in their natural habitat, so I booked myself onto a safari. Lots of people try to dissuade me from going on my own, but I thought they were all panicking over nothing. We would be with professionals. What could go wrong?
While running from a pride of hungry lions the tour guides deserted us and taken the jeep with them. If I escaped with my life, I must remember to sue them for the reckless behaviour.
With hindsight, I should’ve checked their records.